Australian Grey Hat Thinking
Posted on March 10th, 2010 by MichaelAustralian Wisdom
All cultures have their unique perspective and Australia is no exception.
While humans all share the same gene pool there are many different human meme pools and many different human cultures.
Australia’s unique history and isolation has sometimes been a source of fascination for others around the world. Soviet Russia’s Vladimir Lenin once observed: “What sort or peculiar capitalist country is this in which the workers’ representatives predominate in the upper house….and yet the capitalist system is in no danger?”

Those Australians who have been clever enough and lucky enough to survive 50 years or more (400,000+ hours) of life have learned a thing or two. Here are some examples of their Grey Hat Thinking from Australians, old and older:

Kerry Packer – billionaire: Never complain, never explain.
Australian proverb: The bigger the hat, the smaller the property.
Elizabeth Blackburn, Nobel Laureate: I got it for curiosity.
Lieutenant General D.M. Mueller: As a leader you must celebrate life, you must celebrate success and paradoxically, you must celebrate heroic failures.
Jack Lang – Labor premier: Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It’ll be the only one trying.
Henry Lawson – poet: I’ve never seen anyone rehabilitated by punishment.
Douglas Mawson – scientist and polar survivor: It’s dead easy to die; it’s the keeping on living that’s hard.
Dame Nellie Melba, opera singer: The first rule in opera is the first rule in life: see to everything yourself.
General Sir John Monash: Not lip service, nor obsequious homage to superiors, nor servile observance of forms and customs … the Australian army is proof that individualism is the best and not the worst foundation upon which to build up collective discipline.
Australian Aboriginal saying: May as well be here we are as where we are.
Bob Hawke – Prime Minister: Do you know why I have credibility? Because I don’t exude morality.
Ian Kiernan – organiser of Clean up Australia Day: Ordinary people need to lead and not sit there and think that governments are going to spoon feed them.
Saint Mary McKillop: Never see a need without doing something about it.
Harry (Breaker) Morant – executed soldier and poet: Shoot straight you bastards. Don’t make a mess of it.
Joan Kirner, Labor premier: There is no such thing as being non-political. Just by making a decision to stay out of politics you are making the decision to allow others to shape politics and exert power over you.
Convict saying: The law locks up the man who steals the goose from the common, but leaves the greater criminal loose who steals the common from the goose.
Ned Kelly – bushranger: If my lips teach the public that men are made mad by bad treatment, and if the police are taught that they may exasperate to madness men they persecute and ill treat, my life will not be entirely thrown away.
Errol Flynn: Flynn is not always in.
Sandra Cabot – physician and author: Real women don’t have flushes, they have power surges.
Arthur Calwell – politician: It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
Australian observation: If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he’s probably a billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie.
Australian observation: There is nothing more Australian than spending time in somebody else’s country.
Anon: It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Dame Edna Everage: Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Sir Robert Menzies – Prime Minister: A man may be a tough, concentrated, successful money-maker and never contribute to his country anything more than a horrible example.
Tom Dystra – Aboriginal man: We cultivated our land, but in a way different from the white man. We endeavoured to live with the land; they seemed to live off it.
Phillip Adams – journalist: The most intense hatreds are not between political parties but within them.
Australian Aboriginal proverb: Those who lose dreaming are lost.
Australian proverb: Its like the axe that’s had two new blades and three new handles but otherwise is just as it was when grandfather bought it.
Geoffrey Blainey – historian: Nationalism is both a vital medicine and a dangerous drug.
Don Bradman – cricket player: When you play test cricket, you don’t give the Englishmen an inch. Play it tough, all the way. Grind them into the dust.
Janet Holmes à Court – CEO: The company was quite hierarchical. I often think it was like a pyramid with Robert (husband Robert Holmes à Court) at the top and lots of us paying homage to him. I try to turn the pyramid upside down so that I’m at the bottom and bubbling away and encouraging people and energising them so that they are all empowered so that they can do what they need to do, now that’s the dream.

DFQ: What is your favourite example of Grey Hat Thinking?
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